List of quotes made by Von Kaiser.

Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!

  • "Surrender! Or I will conquer you!"
  • "I will teach you a lesson. You will fall down!"
  • "I was a boxing teacher... at the military academy!"
  • "Your punch is soft... just like your heart!"

Punch-Out!! (Wii)

In this game, Von Kaiser speaks in German.

First Fight

  • "Ich bin eine Kampfmaschine! Mein Name: Von Kaiser!" ("I'm a battle-machine! My name: Von Kaiser!"; "Kampf" can mean either battle, fight, or combat.)
  • "Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Deine Stunde hat geschlagen!" ("Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Your time has come!")
  • "Achtung!" ("Attention!")
  • "Ich geh' nach links... ich geh nach rechts..." *self satisfied laughter* ("I go left... i go right...")
  • "Weitermachen!!" ("Continue", or rather "Keep fighting")
  • "Wo bist du denn? ... Mamiii!" ("Where are you? ... mommyyy!")
  • "HILFEEE!!!" ("HEEELP!!!")
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