List of quotes made by Super Macho Man.
- "I work on my tan harder than I'll have to work on you!"
- "I don't smoke... But tonight I'm gonna smoke you!"
- "My Super Spin Punch is totally tough!"
- "My body is just so totally cool!"
- "Make sure to stand clear while I pose for my fans."
- "Fighting hurts my gorgeous body, but trashing wimps makes it all worthwhile."
- "I'll have to train a bit more. Maybe I'll start with my abs..."
- "Are you ready? 'Cause I'm about to put on a show!"
- "CRUNCH! TIME!"
- "PUMP! IT!"
- "HANG! TEN!"
- "RELEASE THE! BEAST!"
- "WIPE! OUT!"
- "No!"
- "Bogus!"
- "Dude!"
- "Photo op!"
- "Super... Macho... Man!"
- "Stay down."
- "Why! Don't! You LOVE me!?"
- "Make sure you get my good side. Oh wait! I only have good sides!"
- "Oh THESE sunglasses? You can't afford THESE sunglasses! And get your hands off the ropes!"
- "Get outta my way! (shoves the referee aside) It's showtime!"
- "When I'm done with you, no one's gonna DARE take your picture!"
- "Yeah! YEAH! Welcome... to MY world!"
- "Oh now you love me. Now you love Macho Man. Well it's too late...Maybe not!"
- "I STILL look better than YOU Little Mac!"