"Next time you wanna lay hands on me, you better make sure I'm dead."
"Hey, check this out: "Whadda ya buyin'?" Hehehe, heard that in a game once."
"No matter how much you ask, I'm not puttin' a chainsaw on your arm. Now, what do you want?"
"You really wanna make a deal with the devil?! ... Relax, I'm just fuckin' with ya."
"You here for business, or pleasure? Either way, I'll hook you up."
"Hey, if you think you've got enough halos to afford it, how about you show me some love. With enough of those shiny little loops, I can get back to the real me, the old me. Let's get this party started. Shit's gonna get real.
"Another LP? Workin' me to the bone. But no need to pity me, I was bored anyways. Let me go whip some things into shape for ya."