Teach Me How to Thieve!
Mona: Meee-yow! Tuna! Humongous fatty strips of tasty, tasty tuna!
Mona: I never thought I'd be able to come by sushi in this world, much less this sashimi-grade, A-plus, top-tier sushi!
Shopkeeper: I'm pleased you're happy with it; I learned from a true Hinomotoan chef, so it's good to know all that effort was worth it.
Shopkeeper: Now please, eat your fill. Call it my way of thanking you for catching that thief.
Mona: Ooooh, is this mackerel?! Sardines?! It's an ocean of delicious fish everywhere I look!
Luca: You sure seem thrilled. You're like a totally different person. Or cat, I guess.
Mona: Not a cat! But yes, I'm currently floating on cloud nine. Heck, it's not every day I can eat my dinner in the open!
Luca: Hey, that's right. Back in your world, you had to pretend to be a normal cat that didn't talk and all that, yeah?
Mona: Yep! That's why I always had to hide in Joker's bag and chow down in secret whenever we went out to eat.
???: Um, excuse us!
Mona: ???
Mona: Hey, kids. You need something?
Town Child: Um...we want you to teach us.
Mona: Er, teach you what?
Town Child: ...be phantom thieves...
Mona: What's that? You're mumbling.
Town Children: PLEASE TEACH US HOW TO BE PHANTOM THIEEEEEVES!
Mona: ?!
Luca: You kids wanna learn to be thieves?
Town Children: Yeah!
Mona: Do you even know what phantom thieves are?
Town Child: Yeah! They're people who're strong and SUPER cool!
Mona: Uh... I mean, you're not technically wrong about that, but...
Town Child: You caught that one thief and it was RAD!
Town Child: We wanna be cool like that!
Luca: Ha ha ha! Looks like you got yourself a nice little fan club!
Mona: Well, the fact they appreciate how cool I am makes me think they've got at least a LITTLE promise...
Luca: Yeah, kids look up to their heroes— and to them, you're a TOTAL hero!
Mona: A hero... Hey, that's it!
Mona: I, Mona, ace of the Phantom Thieves of Hearts, shall become your coach and mentor!
Town Children: Yaaay!
Luca: Hey, Mona? Are you serious about this whole "teaching little kids how to be phantom thieves" thing?
Mona: Don't worry, I won't teach them to steal.
Mona: To them, a phantom thief is a strong, cool hero, right?
Luca: Yeah, no. I was talking more about the fact we have a mission to—
Mona: Now that it's decided, we must act! Follow me, my little thieflings!
Town Children: Yes, sir!
Luca: Okay, did he forget the entire reason we came to this town in the first place?
Mona: Right then! Lesson number one: A phantom thief must ALWAYS be cool.
Town Children: Got it!
Mona: I like that enthusiasm! Now, when it comes to showing off coolness, the first impression is critical—so let's talk about your entry poses!
Town Children: Huh?
Mona: Behold... Hiiii-ya!
Mona: The Phantom Thieves of Hearts are on the scene!
Town Children: Woooow...
Mona: Mewheheh! Cool, right? Now you guys try it.
Town Child: Oh, okay. Umm...
Town Child: Here come the phantom thieves!
Town Children: Here we come!
Mona: No, no, no! You need to give it panache! Puff those chests out! Hold your head high! Oh, but make sure it looks effortless.
Town Child: Huh? We got it wrong again? Geez, this is kinda hard...
Mona: The way of the phantom thief is harsh and unyielding! You all must practice day and night without pause.
Town Children: Here we come!
Mona: All right, you're really getting somewhere now. Just make sure to stick your tails up!
Town Child: Ummm...we don't have tails?
Mona: Then how the heck are you going to transform into a car?!
Town Child: What's a car...?
Town Children: Here come the phantom thieves!
Mona: Yes, excellent! You pass!
Town Children: Yaaay!
Mona: I can hardly recognize you anymore. You're all phantom thieves for sure!
Town Child: So we got super strong, too?
Mona: Sure you did!
Town Child: We're strong now! We're strong!
Town Child: Thank you so much, Coach!
Mona: Aw, it was nothing. Any first-rate phantom thief knows that it's up to them to guide future generations! Nya ha ha!
Mona: That said, we had a long day of training. We better get you home before your parents start to worry.
Town Children: Thanks, Coach! See you again!
Mona: Coach, huh? Heh, kinda reminds me of back when I was teaching the rest of them the basics of phantom thievery.
Luca: Hey, if you're done with all this coaching, we need to be gettin' back.
Mona: Man, I love this town! The food's great, the kids are nice, and it'll make a great staging ground on the way to the capital!
Luca: Uh, yeaaah. About that...
Mona: Uh oh. What's wrong?
Luca: While you were with the kids, I went around town gathering info. Apparently the local lord is a real piece of work.
Mona: What do you mean?
Luca: It means he's wringin' the poor folks here dry with unfair taxes and harsh laws.
Mona: I thought something was weird about how slowly the townspeople reacted when that thief showed up in broad daylight.
Mona: Okay, so what do we do? I mean, we can't just ignore the situation.
Luca: Nope—but that doesn't mean there's an easy solution waiting for us.
Luca: This is Empire territory, so if we ain't careful in how we get involved, we're gonna be overrun with enemies before we can say boo.
Luca: And no matter how bad this lord guy is, it'll still be a problem for the town if he's suddenly gone.
Mona: I see.
Luca: Yeah, if I thought a good thrashing would fix things, I would've done it already.
Luca: Plus, our goal is to do recon here and help plan our Jail heist, which means we need to stay on the down-low.
Mona: I guess no matter what world you're in, there's always some horrible adult ruining it for people.
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