These are quotes said by Mario.


From the games

  • "It's a-me, Mario!"
  •  "Hello!"
  • "Thank you so much for playing my game!"
  • "Wahoo!"
  • "Oh yeah!"
  • "Mario time!"
  •  "Lucky!"
  •  "Hui hew! Just what I needed!"
  •  "Spin! Hammer! Fire! Jump!"
  • "Throwaway!"
  • "Yiiiiiipeee!"
  • "Yeah, ha ha ha!"
  • "Waha!"
  • "Let's-a go!"
  • "Here we go!"
  •  "Yes! I'm the winner!"
  • "Luigi!"
  •  "Babies!"
  • "Unintended! Yahoo!"
  • "Mario Kart Wii! Yahoo!"
  • "Mario Kart....7!"
  •  "Hey! Come back here! You big-a monkey!"
  • "Let's-a go, little guys!"
  • "Way to go!"
  • "Oh, you! It's all you baby!"
  •  "We did it! Good job little guy."
  • "Don't forget to thank Mr. Minamoto!"
  •  "Ah, that Charles Martinet...nice Italian boy."
  • "Here I go!"
  • "Nice of the princess to invite us over a picnic, eh Luigi?"
  • "So long, eh Bowser!"
  • "Buh-bye!"
  • "Mama Mia!"
  • "Mama ho haw ho, wowwow!"
  • "Mama mia..."
  • "New Super Mario Brothers Weehee!"
  • "Super Mario 3D Land!"
  • "Thanks for playing! Way to go!"
  • "Thanks for-a playing my-a game!"
  •  "Super Mario Sunshine! Hoo-hoo!"
  • "Super Mario Galaxy!"
  • "Welcome! Welcome, new galaxy!!!"
  • "Super Mario Galaxy! Yahoo!"
  • "Hui hew! This way!"
  •  "Oh, yeah! Hey ah!!"
  • "Mario Kart... 8!"
  • "Super Mario Odyssey!"
  • "Nintendo!"

From the cartoons

  • "Hey, maybe we'll see you on PBS!"
  • "Ah, worthless Koo pa junk!"
  • "Hey! Where you learn how to ride a bike!?"
  • "Sorry we can't stay and chat with you goons, but we have a race to win!"
  • "Hey, King Koo pa! You can at least say goodbye!"
  • "Get back here, Koo pa! Don't you know vegetables are good for you?"
  • "Catfish pizza? This may be a first, but I'm not hungry!"
  • "Wake up, Luigi! The only time plumbers sleep on the job is when we're working by the hour."
  • "Common Luigi, let's see what this Guernsey can earnings!"
  • "Now go home and eat some vegetables, Dr. Mario's orders!"
  • "Dr. Mario says that Captain N & Super Mario Bros. World will return!"
  • "Don't worry, Princess, we'll find little Bogart soon - it's almost past his bedtime!"
  • "Common, I'll help you sink your teeth into some delicious Homeopath."
  • "Nice try, Koo pa, but it's gonna take a lot more than a silly party hat to make me... Koo-masters, your wish is my command."
  • "Kooky, give lo' Koo pa a Koo where it really counts!"
  • "Whoops! I just invented the tossed salad!"
  • "No more clowning around, Koo pa! You're Looped up!"
  • "[Bowers is] having a coffin spell!"
  • "A Mario Brother never says 'can't', Luigi!"
  • "I never saw so many tonsils in all my life!"
  • "Brave men die a single death; cowards marry fish-head mermaids!"
  • "Uh, excuse my brother, he gets nervous around guys six times bigger than him!"
  • "My brother's been turned into an egg, and now these wretched reptiles want us to play football with my brother as the ball! I mean, what's the kingdom comin' to?!"

From comics

  • "Life is a game, kid! It all depends on how you play!"
  • "Tea hes... I mean, tee hi!"
  • "Oops. I meant to do that."
  • "I wish Luigi were here, I could blame him!"
  • "We can fix anything if there's spaghetti involved!"
  • "Oh, no! The Princess is being forced to listen to a debate by two Fry guys about the names for the little things on the end of your shoelaces!"
  • "Stay away, you guys. I overslept, and I have to save the Princess!"
  • "When the going gets tough, the tough read Dirk Drain-Head!"
  • "Get your grimy meat hooks off of my mag, Luigi!"
  • "Why do salesmen always have such bouncy personalities?"
  • "But I've got drains to drain! Clogs to unclog! Remember... the noble always comes through? Besides, this coat is turning my hair brown!"
  • "Sticky juice! The stickier the sauce, the better I like it!"
  • "Oh no! It's a pipe-o-Rama!"

From the movie

  • "No woman can resist the charm of a Mario."
  • "You better get a lawyer or get us out of this chicken coop!"
  • "What my brother is trying to say, is he doesn't know what to say."


Luigi: I just hope this crazy plan of yours works!
Mario: My crazy plans always work!

Luigi: Now we'll never get back to Brooklyn.
Mario: Take it easy, Luigi, things could be worse!
Luigi: We're trapped in a dungeon, about to be executed! How could things get any worse?
Mario: Well for one thing, the roof could fall until it flattens us like a pizza.
[The ceiling stars lowering]
Toad: Very uncool, dudes; the ceiling is lowering!
Mario: Or the room could fill with water until we all drown like rats!
[The room starts filling with water]
Peach: We've gotta get out of here!
Mario: Hey, I could think of another way things could be worse!
Luigi: Mario, please! Don't say another word!

Luigi: See? We're here ahead of time. We got a-half an hour till chow.
Mario: Half an hour!? I could starve by then!

Luigi: What's [Tricycle] gonna do with that net, Mario?
Mario: He's not going fishing'; that's for sure, Luigi!

Bowers: Know what I'm gonna do with you butteries?
Mario: Say you're sorry and let us go?

Luigi: 200 years [in prison]!? Whatever we gonna do!?
Mario: Don't worry, because I doubt we're gonna live 200 years, Luigi!

Luigi: Hey Mario! You sure you know what you're doing?
Mario: Sure, I'm doing 60 miles an hour!

Peach: Guys, you've been tricked! This race was one of Koo pa's traps!
Toad: Yeah, the bill collect after my mushroom hide was just a phony!
Luigi: You mean I risked my neck for nothing!?
Mario: You mean I wasted my tomato sauce!??!

Mario: Luigi, do you like pancakes?
Luigi: Yeah, I love 'em. Why?
Mario: Because if we don't think of something fast, that's what we're going to be squashed into!

Luigi: Mario, have I ever told you that you drive me crazy?
Mario: That's great! Dirk drives his brother crazy too!

Luigi: Ah, there we go, the valves are tightened.
Mario: Tightened? I thought we were loosening them!

Bowers: A circus isn't a circus without a dinosaur-taming act!
Mario: Uh, how about a chipmunk-taming act instead?

Bowers: And who's gonna stop me? Your plumber pals ran out on you, remember?
Mario: Wrong again, lizard-breath!
Luigi: I thought we were gonna sneak up on him, Mario.
Mario: I forgot.