"I've been waiting a long time for this moment. Soon, Donkey Kong and his pretty little island will be no more!"
"I want you to do everything in your power to keep Donkey Kong distracted. Steal that hoard of Golden Bananas he treasures so much and take care of his pathetic friends. This time there can be no mistakes."
"That stupid alien! I stole the Crystal Banana right out from under his nose!"
"The Kremling gang will take over the world with this thing!"
"Gwa ha ha!"
"Oops. Can't bask in my own glory just now."
"Let's use the Spirowarp to get out of here before they come after us!"
"Duh-Donkey Kong! What are you doing here!?"
"Hey, fruit face, I didn't know you were here, too."
"Of course it makes sense that you'd sic DK on me to reclaim you trinklet."
"But I have no time to play with you apes!"
"Play with THIS instead!"
"DK? Again? Why won't you go away! You're like a bad case of poison ivy!"
"Bwah hah hah!"
"What do you think I want it for? To take over the world! Duh!"
"Bah! Enjoy THIS!"
"I... didn't have enough time to finish it properly, but it's still plenty powerful!"
"Behold! The Mega Amp!"
"I can't believe it! Don't you have ANYTHING better to do than follow me?!"
"Uh-uh! You guys aren't getting in my way again!"
"See, I planned ahead this time and dug a trap just for you!"
"You're persistent, I'll give you that, but you lose for being a pain in my tail!"
"But you're too late!"
"The King Kruizer IV is primed and ready for action!"
"With it--and the power of those Crystal Bananas--I'm unstoppable!"
"And then, the world---no, the whole universe will be mine!"
"And maybe I'll start with the planet Plantaen!"
"So long, starch-for-brains!"
King Kruiser IV
"What?! No way!! How did you make it this far?!"
"You apes always spoil my plans..."
"Bwah ha ha! At last, my Mega Amp is complete!"
"It'll crush you but good! Bwah hah hah!"
"N-No way! You beat my amazing Mega Amp?!"
"Darn it! I've got nothing to lose now!"
"Looks like I'll have to take care of you myself!"
"You pesky little apes!"
"Let's see if you can keep up with me!"
"Ugh... Bad monkey!"
"But there's no way I'm letting you have those Crystal Bananas!"
"Check this out!"
K. Rool: [after winning the dance contest] Now let me see, what do I want? To be ruler of all of Kongo Bongo Island? That sounds good...
Cranky: It's not your fault, Donkey Kong.
Klump: [does his jumping jacks dance]
K. Rool: I WISH YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT!
Cranky: Hahahahaha! Looks like you got your one wish, K. Rool!
DK: Hey, Bluster? This is devastating! We're done for, doomed! Yet you look...
Bluster: Curious? Yes, as to what that crab is doing on King K. Rool's back.
K. Rool: You think someone with my educational background is going to fall for such a desperate, infantile trick as the old "crab-on-the-back" routine? [Crabby bites his tail] Huh? YEEEEOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
K. Rool: Think of the possibilities, Klump. Do you realize the things I could do with the Crystal Coconut in one hand and the Golden Banana in the other?
Klump: Um... eh, juggle?
K. Rool: With my KCCBM, we'll be up to our tails in Coconut Chills before you can say "Blast off!"
[Klump pushes a big red button that launches the KCCBM.]
K. Rool: I wanted to push the big red button!
Klump: But you said "blast off", and I didn't get to say anything!
K. Rool: It's so obvious that the treasure they're looking for is some kind of Doomsday Device capable of destroying an entire island! Do you know what that means?
Krusha: Duh, the apes will have supreme domination over Kongo Bongo Island and probably turn us into matching luggage.