A warrior who found her purpose in combat, casting aside thoughts of winning or losing in place of pure enjoyment. Her looks can kill, but woe be the person who points this out, as she prefers the battlefield to the ballroom.
Adventurer Stories[]
Adventurer Stories
Episode 1
A Score to Settle
Ranzal: Raaaaaah!
Fiend: Graaaahhh!
Child: Eeeek! I'm scaaared!
Euden: Bah... There's just no end to them!
Ranzal: They just HAD to come out in droves when we got some kid to protect!
Fiend: Raaaaah!
Ranzal: C'mon, gimme a break already! I dunno how much longer I can ke—
???: YEEEEE-HAAAAW!
Johanna: I can't believe there was a damn fight and nobody told me!
Johanna: Aaah ha ha ha! This feels GREAT!
Johanna: Oh, I'm just gettin' warmed up here! LET'S GO, SUCKERS!
Johanna: Aaah ha ha ha!
Johanna: You're the last one, buddy! Get ready to get dyin'!
Euden: She took them out by herself... ALL of them...
Euden: ...Everything's going to be okay now, little girl. This nice lady got rid of all the scary fiends for you.
Child: Really? They're all gone?
Johanna: Yep! Didn't even break a sweat, if I'm bein' honest...
Child: Wow! You're soooo strong!
Child: Thanks, pretty lady!
Johanna: Huh? ...M-me? Pretty?
Child: Yup! You sure are!
Johanna: Wh... Wha... Whaaaa...
Euden: Er, maybe you misheard. The girl only said that you were pretty.
Johanna: Graaaaaah!
Euden: Whoooa!
Johanna: Did YOU just call me pretty?!
Johanna: I don't need that kind of flattery!
Johanna: That's it! You're goin' down! Pick up your sword, chump!
Euden: Wait, WHAT?! I don't want to fight you! Plus, I'm already exhausted from fighting all those fiends, so mayb—
Johanna: Hey, you started this fight, bro. I'm just finishing it.
Johanna: And I'm not gonna let it go!
Johanna: I've got a score to settle with you, and it WILL be settled!
Euden: Look, I really think there's been some kind of horrible misunderst—
Johanna: Too late for excuses now, buddy! Hurry up and get your stamina back!
Johanna: Because until we settle this, I'm comin' with you!
Johanna: I can't BELIEVE you had the gall to try and sweet-talk me like that!
Episode 2
The Truth behind the Fury
Johanna: Oh, you're mine now! Yeeee-haw!
Johanna: Hey! Get over here!
Johanna: Who else wants a piece of Johanna?!
Ranzal: ...She's at it again, huh?
Euden: She really does love to fight.
Ranzal: Maybe those fiends told her she was pretty or somethin'. She REALLY don't seem to like that.
Euden: It's not often you find someone scarier when complimented than when fighting.
Euden: I wonder why she's like that?
Cleo: Perhaps she's simply not used to being complimented on her looks?
Cleo: Although I think "cute" might be a more appropriate word for her than "pretty."
Cleo: The way she shifts from one mood to another gives her an almost childlike look.
Ranzal: Hmm. Yeah, maybe.
Ranzal: I think she's got a kind of an athletic- beauty thing goin' on.
Ranzal: She looks nice even though she don't really seem to worry about it.
Ranzal: Honestly, she almost looks like some kinda rambunctious kid.
Euden: I guess I see what you're saying.
Euden: Still, every so often, her expression...
Euden: Well, it has this kind of noble elegance to it. I'm not quite sure how to describe it better than that.
Ranzal: Noble? A violent woman like her?
Ranzal: So ya think she's a noblewoman who got raised by wolves or somethin'?
Cleo: I'm not sure I subscribe to that idea.
Ranzal: Or maybe she's a wild animal that got turned into a human by some wizard!
Johanna: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A WILD ANIMAL?!
Ranzal: Owwwww!
Johanna: I wasn't raised by wolves, and I would never let some stupid wizard cast a spell on me!
Euden: You, uh...heard all that, did you?
Johanna: You wanna know the score? Fine.
Johanna: I'm from a famous family of knights, and I'm my father's only daughter.
Johanna: I was made to fight from the time I could hold a weapon—which is fine by me, because I LOVE IT!
Johanna: But all the stuffy, formal crap like chivalry and bowing and honoring others? No thanks. Not for me.
Ranzal: ...Uh-huh. So lemme guess: Ya ran away from home to fight, yeah?
Johanna: You got it.
Ranzal: Nope. I'm callin' bullplop on all'a this. Ain't no way YOU'RE the daughter of some famous knight.
Ranzal: I don't buy it for a second.
Johanna: ...Say that again, funny man.
Ranzal: C'mon! Ya can't be serious!
Ranzal: Every knight I ever met spends half the day starin' into a mirror, but you look like ya just spent the night sleepin' in a barn. I mean, that armor is FILTHY!
Ranzal: Ain't I right, Euden?
Euden: I'm just going to...back away slowly.
Johanna: DO YOU WANNA DIE, FUNNY MAN?!
Ranzal: YEOOOWCH!
Ranzal: All right, all right! I'm sorry, yeah?! Yer the daughter of a famous knight! Just stop punchin' me already!
Episode 3
Cleo's Beauty Class
Johanna: ......
Cleo: ......
Johanna: ......
Cleo: Umm...
Cleo: Might I ask why you're staring so intently at me? I feel like prey looking into the eyes of a hunter.
Johanna: Oh! Um...no reason?
Cleo: It's rude to stare at the best of times, never mind without cause.
Cleo: If there's something you want, you should come out and say it.
Johanna: W-well... Umm...
Johanna: I just wanted to get a better look at your hair and clothes. That's all.
Cleo: Do you have an interest in fashion?
Johanna: I can't help it!
Johanna: Ranzal said knights were supposed to look presentable, and I've never really cared about crap like that. But then...
Johanna: Rrr! It's all Euden's fault for calling me pretty that one time!
Cleo: You're not making any sense.
Johanna: Ugh.
Cleo: Still, since we're here...
Cleo: I've been wanting to get a look at your face for a while now.
Cleo: This seems as good a time as any. Would you mind?
Cleo: Perhaps I can give you some advice if you're interested in improving your overall appearance.
Cleo: Come. Let me have a look.
Johanna: Blaaargh.
Johanna: Normally I'd get aggro about something like this, but since you're a woman...
Johanna: Oh, fine. Stare at me.
Johanna: ...Well? What do you think?
Cleo: Just as I thought. You really are cute.
Cleo: Cute is definitely a more appropriate word for you than pretty.
Cleo: Might you make a specific expression for me for a moment?
Cleo: Pretend you're sizing up a fiend. Be still and serious, with your mouth closed.
Johanna: Mmm. That's tricky. Like...this?
Cleo: That's...perfect. Goodness me...
Cleo: Euden was right.
Cleo: Well, this is something of a personal decision, but if you're interested in presenting a different face to the world, you might consider wearing makeup.
Johanna: Y-you think so? I suppose I can try...
Euden: Hey, you two. What're you up to?
Johanna: Aaah! Gaaaaah! Stay back!
Euden: ...The heck did I do?
Episode 4
Trying Something New
Euden: Hyaaaaah!
Ranzal: Raaaaagh!
Johanna: ......
Euden: How did everything go on your end?
Ranzal: Perfect! I made short work of 'em. How 'bout you, Johanna?
Johanna: ......
Euden: Is something wrong, Johanna? You seem a bit unfocused.
Ranzal: She's been actin' different all day, if ya ask me.
Ranzal: She ain't fightin' like she usually does. And she also ain't doin' all that wild yellin' and laughin' and stuff.
Euden: I wonder what's up with he— Whoa!
Johanna: Ah!
Euden: Johanna? Are you...wearing makeup?
Ranzal: Wait, seriously?! The Bedhead Berserker's wearin' makeup?!
Euden: It's subtle, but it really brings out her elegance.
Johanna: Cleo did it! It was Cleo!
Johanna: I'm just the victim here!
Ranzal: Why don't ya wash it off, then?
Johanna: Well... Um...
Ranzal: Is it 'cause ya actually kinda like how ya look with it?
Ranzal: And since ya never wore it before, yer probably worried all that fiend blood is gonna mess it up, which is why ya ain't fightin' like normal. Am I right?
Johanna: Gah!
Euden: So that's what happened. Well, I think it looks nice.
Euden: In fact, you look even prettier than usu—
Johanna: Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Stooooooooop!
Euden: Graah... I knew this would happen...
Ranzal: Hey, don't worry about it! It's fine for a crazy violent lady to be pretty and— ARGH!
Johanna: Stop calling me pretty, damn it!
Episode 5
War Paint
Johanna: Aaaah ha ha ha! Now THIS is a good time!
Johanna: Hyaaaaaaah!
Johanna: More! MORE!
Ranzal: Well, someone's in fightin' form today.
Ranzal: Ya must have figured out that whole makeup thing, huh?
Johanna: Actually...
Johanna: I think it's BECAUSE of the makeup that I'm fighting so well.
Euden: Wait, really?
Euden: That's kind of unexpected, actually.
Johanna: I've recently noticed that I fight better if I'm wearing makeup.
Johanna: So I've been getting Cleo to teach me some of the basics.
Ranzal: It's almost like...war paint.
Ranzal: There are tribes'a folks around the world who use body paint to make 'em look and feel tougher.
Johanna: I still have little interest in hair or clothes, but makeup is a different story.
Johanna: So thanks, Euden.
Johanna: I owe all of this to what you said.
Johanna: Now I'm stronger than ever!
Euden: Well, I still think this was all a large misunderstanding, but I'm glad we're on the same page now.
Euden: Heck, I can barely remember the last time you punched me.
Johanna: Ah ha ha— Wait, should I punch you, then?
Euden: N-no! That's not what I meant!
Johanna: 'Cause I'm in GREAT punchin' form right now, and nothing pumps me up like testing my skills against someone!
Euden: N-no, I'm good. But I'm sure Ranzal would be happy to oblige!
Ranzal: Huh? Hey, wait a second! Come back! There ain't no way I'm fightin' her!
Johanna: You scared of losing?
Ranzal: Nah, that ain't it.
Ranzal: I wouldn't wanna scar a pretty face. It's against my principles.
Ranzal: So I can't fight ya. Sorry!
Johanna: Whaaaaaat?!
Johanna: Don't call me pretty, damn it!
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