Funky Kong/quotes

This article is the article listing quotes said by Funky Kong throughout the entire Donkey Kong series.

Donkey Kong Country

Self Greetings

• Whoa, Dudes! My name's Funky Kong!
• My bodacious Jumbo Barrel can take you to any point on the island!
• Most unfortunately, it can only send you to a place you have already been to... which is a complete and total bummer, let me tell you!

To both Kongs

• Yeah, crucial Kongs! If you feel the need for speed, jump in and like, jet!
• You dudes need some lives or something? Jungle Hijinxs is the place for that!
• Yo Gorillas! Go see old man Cranky, he can help you out!
• Lookin' good, Kongs! Buckle up and blast off, you're outta here!
• If you guys see Candy on your travels, tell her I'll give her surfing lessons anytime!

Only DK

• Fancy a flight, DK Dude? You know the score, hop in and high tail it!
• Whoa, Donkey dude! Maybe your little surf buddy's on another level. Go check 'em out!

Only Diddy

• Yo Diddy cool! Lost the big guy again? Blast off back and see the scene!
• Still talking to yourself, huh? Check out the jungle, I'm sure you'll find your buddy!

Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest

Story Intro

• "Wait'til tomorrow, and we will all go."

First meeting

• "Lookin' good, dudes! I'm Funky the main monkey, and my new Funky's Flights can take you anywhere on Crocodile Isle, provided you've already checked it out of course!"
• "Cruise on over to the barrel man, and ride the skies!"

Entering his flights

• "Jump in my jet n' jive, Clive!"
• "Everything is cool guys. You're lookin' ready to ride and catch some clouds!"
• "Drop in on the other Kongs, dudes. We're all here to help you guys!"
• "All flights cleared, dudes. Choose and cruise!"
• "Way cool! Pick a flight and you're outta sight!"
• "Wicked! She's all tuned up and ready to go!"
• "Awesome playing, Kongs! Go get that K. Rool. He just ain't cool!"
• "Pick it and kick it, Kongs! You're A-Okay!"

No coins

• "Uncool! That's costly cruisin' and you ain't in the picture guys!"
• "Tough break, Kongs. She's too cool for you pocket!"
• "What a bummer, eh? Try to find a few more tokens, y'know!"
• "Sorry, dudes. That one costs more to run than you've got!"
• "Not enough, man! I got a new surfboard to pay for!"
• "Aw no! Looks like you're gonna need to score some more to tour!"

Paid out

• "Cool! She's all yours dudes dudes. Catch y'later!"

Leaving his flights

• "Take it easy, Kongs!"
• "Catch y' later, dudes!"
• "Check me out again, huh?"
• "Remember, Funky's the Monkey!"
• "Stay loose, guys!"
• "I fly 24 hours y'know!"
• "Call again, good buddies!"

Donkey Kong Country animated series

• "When ya wanna be there like now, Funky's Flights is the way to go!"
• "Too late, lizard lips! The babes went cruisin' with what you're losin' from the second you made the scene!"
• [while flying upside-down] "Whoa! Check it out, dudes! Never saw green clouds before... well, maybe once. Hey! Where'd all that water come from?!"
• "Like the terminal dude said... I'll be back!"

Dialogue

[Funky and Bluster are hiding under a mine cart]

Funky: Whoa! Maybe the kids have doom-swooped the island!

Bluster: What will we do?

Funky: Only thing we can do. Chill here and wait for the others to give us the 'All Clear' sign.

Bluster: But that could take a long time!

Funky: So, we get to know each other. I'll tell you my middle name if you, like, tell me yours.

Bluster: LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

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Cranky: I think I just spotted Eddie!

Funky: I am ready, dude!

Cranky: Not ready! Eddie!

Funky: Not ready yet? Just say when!

Cranky: Isn't there something you can do so we can communicate?

Funky: [does something on the control panel and the noise stops] All right. So, let's communicate.

Cranky: What did you do?

Funky: Turned the engine off.

Cranky: Then... what's holding us up?

Funky: Like... [the plane starts to fall] ...nothin'.

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Funky: I got that zombie stuff from a movie I saw on the late, late, late, late show!

Candy: You see? There's no such thing as interplanetary visitor dudes!

Funky: Not ones that turn people into zombies, anyway. The ones I've met have always been real mellow... in an alternate life-form kind of way.