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This article is the article listing quotes said by Funky Kong throughout the entire Donkey Kong series.

Donkey Kong Country

Self Greetings

Whoa, Dudes! My name's Funky Kong!
My bodacious Jumbo Barrel can take you to any point on the island!
Most unfortunately, it can only send you to a place you have already been to... which is a complete and total bummer, let me tell you!

To both Kongs

Yeah, crucial Kongs! If you feel the need for speed, jump in and like, jet!
You dudes need some lives or something? Jungle Hijinxs is the place for that!
Yo Gorillas! Go see old man Cranky, he can help you out!
Lookin' good, Kongs! Buckle up and blast off, you're outta here!
If you guys see Candy on your travels, tell her I'll give her surfing lessons anytime!

Only DK

Fancy a flight, DK Dude? You know the score, hop in and high tail it!
Whoa, Donkey dude! Maybe your little surf buddy's on another level. Go check 'em out!

Only Diddy

Yo Diddy cool! Lost the big guy again? Blast off back and see the scene!
Still talking to yourself, huh? Check out the jungle, I'm sure you'll find your buddy!

Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest

Story Intro

"Wait'til tomorrow, and we will all go."

First meeting

"Lookin' good, dudes! I'm Funky the main monkey, and my new Funky's Flights can take you anywhere on Crocodile Isle, provided you've already checked it out of course!"
"Cruise on over to the barrel man, and ride the skies!"

Entering his flights

"Jump in my jet n' jive, Clive!"
"Everything is cool guys. You're lookin' ready to ride and catch some clouds!"
"Drop in on the other Kongs, dudes. We're all here to help you guys!"
"All flights cleared, dudes. Choose and cruise!"
"Way cool! Pick a flight and you're outta sight!"
"Wicked! She's all tuned up and ready to go!"
"Awesome playing, Kongs! Go get that K. Rool. He just ain't cool!"
"Pick it and kick it, Kongs! You're A-Okay!"

No coins

"Uncool! That's costly cruisin' and you ain't in the picture guys!"
"Tough break, Kongs. She's too cool for you pocket!"
"What a bummer, eh? Try to find a few more tokens, y'know!"
"Sorry, dudes. That one costs more to run than you've got!"
"Not enough, man! I got a new surfboard to pay for!"
"Aw no! Looks like you're gonna need to score some more to tour!"

Paid out

"Cool! She's all yours dudes dudes. Catch y'later!"

Leaving his flights

"Take it easy, Kongs!"
"Catch y' later, dudes!"
"Check me out again, huh?"
"Remember, Funky's the Monkey!"
"Stay loose, guys!"
"I fly 24 hours y'know!"
"Call again, good buddies!"

Donkey Kong Land 2

Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!

Donkey Kong Country animated series

"When ya wanna be there like now, Funky's Flights is the way to go!"
"Too late, lizard lips! The babes went cruisin' with what you're losin' from the second you made the scene!"
[while flying upside-down] "Whoa! Check it out, dudes! Never saw green clouds before... well, maybe once. Hey! Where'd all that water come from?!"
"Like the terminal dude said... I'll be back!"

Dialogue

[Funky and Bluster are hiding under a mine cart]

Funky: Whoa! Maybe the kids have doom-swooped the island!

Bluster: What will we do?

Funky: Only thing we can do. Chill here and wait for the others to give us the 'All Clear' sign.

Bluster: But that could take a long time!

Funky: So, we get to know each other. I'll tell you my middle name if you, like, tell me yours.

Bluster: LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

Cranky: I think I just spotted Eddie!

Funky: I am ready, dude!

Cranky: Not ready! Eddie!

Funky: Not ready yet? Just say when!

Cranky: Isn't there something you can do so we can communicate?

Funky: [does something on the control panel and the noise stops] All right. So, let's communicate.

Cranky: What did you do?

Funky: Turned the engine off.

Cranky: Then... what's holding us up?

Funky: Like... [the plane starts to fall] ...nothin'.

Funky: I got that zombie stuff from a movie I saw on the late, late, late, late show!

Candy: You see? There's no such thing as interplanetary visitor dudes!

Funky: Not ones that turn people into zombies, anyway. The ones I've met have always been real mellow... in an alternate life-form kind of way.

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-This article is the article listing all of the quotes said by [[Funky Kong]] throughout the entire ''[[Donkey Kong (series)|Donkey Kong]]'' series.
+This article is the article listing quotes said by [[Funky Kong]] throughout the entire ''[[Donkey Kong (series)|Donkey Kong]]'' series.
 ==''Donkey Kong Country''==
-===Self Greetings===
+==='''Self Greetings'''===
 *''Whoa, Dudes! My name's Funky Kong!''
 *''My bodacious [[Jumbo Barrel]] can take you to any point on the island!''
 *''Most unfortunately, it can only send you to a place you have already been to... which is a complete and total bummer, let me tell you!''
-===To both Kongs===
+==='''To both Kongs'''===
 *''Yeah, crucial Kongs! If you feel the need for speed, jump in and like, jet!''
 *''You dudes need some lives or something? Jungle Hijinxs is the place for that!''
@@ Line 22: / Line 15: @@
 *''If you guys see [[Candy Kong|Candy]] on your travels, tell her I'll give her surfing lessons anytime!''
-===Only DK===
+==='''Only DK'''===
 *''Fancy a flight, DK Dude? You know the score, hop in and high tail it!''
 *''Whoa, Donkey dude! Maybe your little surf buddy's on another level. Go check 'em out!''
-===Only Diddy===
+==='''Only Diddy'''===
 *''Yo Diddy cool! Lost the big guy again? Blast off back and see the scene!''
 *''Still talking to yourself, huh? Check out the jungle, I'm sure you'll find your buddy!''
 ==''Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest''==
+==='''Story Intro'''===
+*''"Wait'til tomorrow, and we will all go."''
+==='''First meeting'''===
+*''"Lookin' good, dudes! I'm Funky the main monkey, and my new Funky's Flights can take you anywhere on Crocodile Isle, provided you've already checked it out of course!"''
+*''"Cruise on over to the barrel man, and ride the skies!"''
+==='''Entering his flights'''===
+*''"Jump in my jet n' jive, Clive!"''
+*''"Everything is cool guys. You're lookin' ready to ride and catch some clouds!"''
+*''"Drop in on the other Kongs, dudes. We're all here to help you guys!"''
+*''"All flights cleared, dudes. Choose and cruise!"''
+*''"Way cool! Pick a flight and you're outta sight!"''
+*''"Wicked! She's all tuned up and ready to go!"''
+*''"Awesome playing, Kongs! Go get that K. Rool. He just ain't cool!"''
+*''"Pick it and kick it, Kongs! You're A-Okay!"''
+==='''No coins'''===
+*''"Uncool! That's costly cruisin' and you ain't in the picture guys!"''
+*''"Tough break, Kongs. She's too cool for you pocket!"''
+*''"What a bummer, eh? Try to find a few more tokens, y'know!"''
+*''"Sorry, dudes. That one costs more to run than you've got!"''
+*''"Not enough, man! I got a new surfboard to pay for!"''
+*''"Aw no! Looks like you're gonna need to score some more to tour!"''
+==='''Paid out'''===
+*''"Cool! She's all yours dudes dudes. Catch y'later!"''
+==='''Leaving his flights'''===
+*''"Take it easy, Kongs!"''
+*''"Catch y' later, dudes!"''
+*''"Check me out again, huh?"''
+*''"Remember, Funky's the Monkey!"''
+*''"Stay loose, guys!"''
+*''"I fly 24 hours y'know!"''
+*''"Call again, good buddies!"''
 ==''Donkey Kong Land 2''==
@@ Line 41: / Line 65: @@
 * ''[while flying upside-down]'' "Whoa! Check it out, dudes! Never saw green clouds before... well, maybe once. Hey! Where'd all that water come from?!"
 * "Like [[wikipedia:The Terminator|the terminal dude]] said... I'll be back!"
+===Dialogue===
+:''[Funky and Bluster are hiding under a mine cart]''
+:'''Funky''': Whoa! Maybe the kids have doom-swooped the island!
+:'''Bluster''': What will we do?
+:'''Funky''': Only thing we can do. Chill here and wait for the others to give us the 'All Clear' sign.
+:'''Bluster''': But that could take a long time!
+:'''Funky''': So, we get to know each other. I'll tell you my middle name if you, like, tell me yours.
+:'''Bluster''': LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
+----
+:'''Cranky''': I think I just spotted Eddie!
+:'''Funky''': I ''am'' ready, dude!
+:'''Cranky''': Not ready! ''Eddie!''
+:'''Funky''': Not ready yet? Just say when!
+:'''Cranky''': Isn't there something you can do so we can communicate?
+:'''Funky''': ''[does something on the control panel and the noise stops]'' All right. So, let's communicate.
+:'''Cranky''': What did you do?
+:'''Funky''': Turned the engine off.
+:'''Cranky''': Then... what's holding us up?
+:'''Funky''': Like... ''[the plane starts to fall]'' ...nothin'.
+----
+:'''Funky''': I got that zombie stuff from a movie I saw on the late, late, late, late show!
+:'''Candy''': You see? There's no such thing as interplanetary visitor dudes!
+:'''Funky''': Not ones that turn people into zombies, anyway. The ones I've met have always been real mellow... in an alternate life-form kind of way.
 ==''Donkey Kong 64''==