Donkey Kong Country
- Whoa, Dudes! My name's Funky Kong!
- My bodacious Jumbo Barrel can take you to any point on the island!
- Most unfortunately, it can only send you to a place you have already been to... which is a complete and total bummer, let me tell you!
To both Kongs
- Yeah, crucial Kongs! If you feel the need for speed, jump in and like, jet!
- You dudes need some lives or something? Jungle Hijinxs is the place for that!
- Yo Gorillas! Go see old man Cranky, he can help you out!
- Lookin' good, Kongs! Buckle up and blast off, you're outta here!
- If you guys see Candy on your travels, tell her I'll give her surfing lessons anytime!
- Fancy a flight, DK Dude? You know the score, hop in and high tail it!
- Whoa, Donkey dude! Maybe your little surf buddy's on another level. Go check 'em out!
- Yo Diddy cool! Lost the big guy again? Blast off back and see the scene!
- Still talking to yourself, huh? Check out the jungle, I'm sure you'll find your buddy!
Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
- "Wait'til tomorrow, and we will all go."
- "Lookin' good, dudes! I'm Funky the main monkey, and my new Funky's Flights can take you anywhere on Crocodile Isle, provided you've already checked it out of course!"
- "Cruise on over to the barrel man, and ride the skies!"
Entering his flights
- "Jump in my jet n' jive, Clive!"
- "Everything is cool guys. You're lookin' ready to ride and catch some clouds!"
- "Drop in on the other Kongs, dudes. We're all here to help you guys!"
- "All flights cleared, dudes. Choose and cruise!"
- "Way cool! Pick a flight and you're outta sight!"
- "Wicked! She's all tuned up and ready to go!"
- "Awesome playing, Kongs! Go get that K. Rool. He just ain't cool!"
- "Pick it and kick it, Kongs! You're A-Okay!"
- "Uncool! That's costly cruisin' and you ain't in the picture guys!"
- "Tough break, Kongs. She's too cool for you pocket!"
- "What a bummer, eh? Try to find a few more tokens, y'know!"
- "Sorry, dudes. That one costs more to run than you've got!"
- "Not enough, man! I got a new surfboard to pay for!"
- "Aw no! Looks like you're gonna need to score some more to tour!"
- "Cool! She's all yours dudes dudes. Catch y'later!"
Leaving his flights
- "Take it easy, Kongs!"
- "Catch y' later, dudes!"
- "Check me out again, huh?"
- "Remember, Funky's the Monkey!"
- "Stay loose, guys!"
- "I fly 24 hours y'know!"
- "Call again, good buddies!"
Donkey Kong Land 2
Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!
Donkey Kong Country animated series
- "When ya wanna be there like now, Funky's Flights is the way to go!"
- "Too late, lizard lips! The babes went cruisin' with what you're losin' from the second you made the scene!"
- [while flying upside-down] "Whoa! Check it out, dudes! Never saw green clouds before... well, maybe once. Hey! Where'd all that water come from?!"
- "Like the terminal dude said... I'll be back!"
- [Funky and Bluster are hiding under a mine cart]
- Funky: Whoa! Maybe the kids have doom-swooped the island!
- Bluster: What will we do?
- Funky: Only thing we can do. Chill here and wait for the others to give us the 'All Clear' sign.
- Bluster: But that could take a long time!
- Funky: So, we get to know each other. I'll tell you my middle name if you, like, tell me yours.
- Bluster: LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
- Cranky: I think I just spotted Eddie!
- Funky: I am ready, dude!
- Cranky: Not ready! Eddie!
- Funky: Not ready yet? Just say when!
- Cranky: Isn't there something you can do so we can communicate?
- Funky: [does something on the control panel and the noise stops] All right. So, let's communicate.
- Cranky: What did you do?
- Funky: Turned the engine off.
- Cranky: Then... what's holding us up?
- Funky: Like... [the plane starts to fall] ...nothin'.
- Funky: I got that zombie stuff from a movie I saw on the late, late, late, late show!
- Candy: You see? There's no such thing as interplanetary visitor dudes!
- Funky: Not ones that turn people into zombies, anyway. The ones I've met have always been real mellow... in an alternate life-form kind of way.
Donkey Kong 64
DK: King of Swing
DK: Jungle Climber
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