Mountainside Kitchen
Forager Cleo: Yes, I should be able to cook all manner of dishes with these utensils.
Forager Cleo: And with this light, breathable outfit on my back, I am ready to set out!
Elisanne: Goodness, Cleo. Where are you off to with all of this gear?
Forager Cleo: Oh, just a little mountain camping trip.
Elisanne: Mountains?! Camping?! Trip?! YOU?!
Forager Cleo: Is that truly so shocking?
Elisanne: Aside from the fact you are not known to enjoy climbing mountains in the slightest, you mean?
Forager Cleo: True, it's not my favorite activity...
Forager Cleo: But it'll be worth it for all of the wonderful new foods I will be able to gather!
Elisanne: What brought all this on?
Forager Cleo: Well...
Forager Cleo: Is this a rice ball?
Pecorine: Yes, but it's a FIEND rice ball! Mitsuba and I made them.
Pecorine: Yep! We really just want you to be able to join our little fiendmeat party.
Pecorine: When you share delicious food with everyone, it only makes it better!
Forager Cleo: I had been avoiding fiend cuisine due to its appearance—as well as my own prejudices on the subject.
Forager Cleo: But thanks to Pecorine, I learned not to judge things before I can try them.
Forager Cleo: Now I suspect there to be an entire world of things I've long assumed inedible that are actually quite tasty.
Forager Cleo: When I think about that, I can scarce sit still.
Elisanne: Which explains the camping trip. Speaking of which, might I come with?
Elisanne: If anything unforeseen should happen, two can handle it better than one.
Forager Cleo: I would be glad for the company!
Elisanne: We've hiked quite a ways today. Shall we take a break?
Forager Cleo: *pant* *gasp* *wheeze* No, I am fine...
Elisanne: You're practically out of breath, Cleo— and no wonder when your pack weighs more than a dragon! We're stopping.
Forager Cleo: Please, let's just climb a little higher. I hear the foraging is better the closer one gets to the top of the mountain.
Elisanne: You are a woman possessed when food is involved...
Elisanne: Are you sure you're well, Cleo? You look rather unsteady.
Forager Cleo: *sputter* I'm fine! Stronger than ever in fac—WHOOOOA!
Elisanne: Cleo, look out!
Forager Cleo: Elisanne!
Elisanne: Don't let go! I'll pull you up! Nnnngh... Blast! You're slipping!
Forager Cleo: Elisanne, wait! I'll unhook my pack!
Forager Cleo: *pant* *gasp* You saved me...
Elisanne: *gasp* *pant* Thank goodness...
Elisanne: I'm sorry I couldn't lift both you and your possessions, Cleo.
Forager Cleo: Say no more about it. If I'd not let my pack go, I would be splattered at the bottom of the cliff along with my possessions.
Forager Cleo: I'm simply grateful you helped me.
Elisanne: Your pack WAS incredibly heavy. What exactly was in it, anyway?
Forager Cleo: Let me think... Four portable cooking pots, two cast-iron skillets, a knife, charcoal, a cutting board, cooking oil—
Elisanne: You brought ALL of that?!
Forager Cleo: I wanted to be able to cook up whatever I found right where I found it—though perhaps I was overthinking the issue, now that I look back on it.
Elisanne: I'm impressed you made it this far with such immense weight on your back.
Elisanne: I know you're passionate about cooking, but that is a mad amount of equipment to haul up a mountai—*gurgle*
Elisanne: Goodness! I fear all this talk of cooking has my stomach rumbling.
Forager Cleo: Mine seems to be doing the same. I wonder if there is anything we can make around here.
Elisanne: Did we not just lose all of our cookware?
Forager Cleo: Oh, I'm certain I'll think of something. First, let's see what we can forage!
Elisanne: I was able to find a few varieties of nuts and mushrooms, as well as wild greens.
Forager Cleo: All edible, but certainly not easy to eat in their current state.
Forager Cleo: The wild greens especially will be quite bitter if we don't cook them first.
Elisanne: And yet, as we have established, our cookware is at the bottom of a cliff.
Forager Cleo: Perhaps we could heat up a flat rock and use it as a frying pan.
Elisanne: A fine idea! Let us find a suitable stone and see if the plan bears fruit.
Forager Cleo: Putting a flat rock on top of a campfire to cook food was a good idea, but...
Elisanne: But the food is stuck to the rock and burning. Badly, I might add.
Forager Cleo: We need oil—or a substitute.
Forager Cleo: Elisanne, where are the nuts you found?
Elisanne: I set them aside after I tried to eat one and nearly cracked a tooth in two.
Forager Cleo: They might be too hard for eating, but we can still use them for oil!
Forager Cleo: If we crush them with this rock... Yes, look! Oil! Quickly, pour that on the flat rock that is our frying pan!
Elisanne: Oh, that smells lovely!
Forager Cleo: Now our food won't stick. Let's try this again...
Forager Cleo: ...Done! A stone-grilled sauté!
Elisanne: It looks and smells fantastic, Cleo. I cannot wait to try it.
Elisanne: *chomp* Oh, but this is divine... And to think we made it from items we foraged from the mountainside!
Forager Cleo: I'm glad you like it, though I'm sorry I couldn't make anything more extravagant.
Forager Cleo: I should have listened to you and taken a break. If I had, we'd still have all my cookware and ingredients.
Elisanne: Don't worry about that, Cleo. In fact, the experience taught me a valuable lesson.
Forager Cleo: And what is that?
Elisanne: You told me there was a world of things you'd assumed were inedible that could actually be quite tasty, remember?
Elisanne: Well, I'm impressed by your innovation. Take the nuts, for example. Not only did the oil do its job, it was delicious as well!
Elisanne: I would have just given up on them, figuring they were inedible.
Forager Cleo: What, that? I just happened to know that similar nuts could be used in such a way.
Elisanne: And your knowledge has left me with a very full stomach.
Elisanne: Also, I haven't even mentioned your idea to use a flat rock as a frying pan.
Elisanne: I'm confident you could whip up a fine meal in ANY situation!
Forager Cleo: Elisanne, thank you.
Forager Cleo: But who knows what the future holds? Being able to cook well in the wild might prove a handy skill indeed.
Forager Cleo: At least we know we won't go hungry.
Forager Cleo: And perhaps I can get even better at campfire cooking!
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