Rocketslime logs onto the Nintendo Wiki and he realizes that he forgot to make sure his omelet was fully cooked. So, he ran across a street to a coffee shop when a truck stopped and out came The BitMaster who then immediately grabs Rocketslimes omelet, while Bibvahoopy2 hacks NipsterXLI's computer to save the wikier: Jumpman98 from the NSA's secret plan to poison him. Jumpman98, being a cyborg, thought that he was invincible so he was careless when he fought back against the enigmatic wikiers. The omelet is the key to answering the "Riddle of the Immortal Cheese", which is the only entrance to the Gates of Semi Eternal Waffles; these waffles can revive any evil Nintendo villain whose name was Son Micro. He, Son Micro, has the power to destroy any wiki in the entire area of the Internetverse. A destroyed wiki will instantly turn into an apocalyptic nightmare of unorderly information, and could most likely become stuck to another unorderly wiki, causing a widespread infestation of the infamous unorderly red omelet who's Death Beam is the red lazer of destruction. So just as he used the One Omelet Jumpman98 beam, he couldn't stop wondering about how to stop the red omelet from destroying the world, as he was dying from randomlads, a parasitic organism fell of towers. Meanwhile, back at Rocketsime's location, NipsterXLI paced back and became part of the secret pants yolo. But then Wiseman came and kills everyone with his wise cannon. But NipsterXLI was too strong. TADADADADADANANANANA. WiseMan: 25000 HP. NipsterXLI: 10000000000 HP. WiseMan used: My cheesecake is falling of a tower! Deals 3000 damage. NipsterXLI uses: The army is blowing up the Navy! Deals 24999 damage. WiseMan: 1 HP NipsterXLI: 9999997000 HP. WiseMan activates Rage. The oranges are joining the armed forces! Deals 100000000 damage to NipsterXLI. WiseMan recovers half of that. Wiseman: 5000001 NipsterXLI: 9899997000. Nipster wins! Then TheBitMaster rises from Kongs big muscles. Then NipsterXLI helps resurrect Wiseman to try to end Son Micro's resurrection to the pizza man who can teleport to faedonsuper's ultra super secret weapon of mass destruction by clicking the Big Red button that does massive damage. So TheBitMaster tackled the navy for Kong. But the navy beats TheBitMaster and NipsterXLI has to defeat Son Micro before the navy gets in the "Central Control Center"® of total control where one can get kongs secret stash of missiles...
Lets get this thing started again... 1504!
It's getting harder and harder to ignore them now, with the release of Mario Kart 8 and Super Smash Bros. 4 will be released this year as well. Along with a new gorgeous looking Zelda game, a new star fox game, and also a new Xenoblade Chronicles game. It's a good time to be alive.
While unfortunately, but also sadly expected, they didn't have as many titles to show off as Microsoft and Sony, and most of the EA and Ubisoft games aren't coming to Wii U, they still had awesome and interesting games to show off. I watched IGN's aftershow and they were talking about how you couldn't tell that the new Zelda game footage wasn't on "next gen" consoles because the art style is just so well done. Zelda and the new SSB were definitely the two big games of their event, and for good reason. I really like how you can play with your Miis now in-game, that's awesome. I didn't really care for Splatoon though, but whatever. Devil's Third looks pretty interesting I think. And Mario Maker removes any reason to buy another 2-d mario game ever again lol. Yoshi's Wooly World is coming along fine it seems, so yeah. Lets not forget about the Reggie vs Iwata battle and those awesome Robot Chicken animated shorts! Those were awesome! The only advantage not having an actual conference.
If you buy the Mario Kart 8 Wii U bundle, you can get one of four games free for digital download. Windwaker HD is one of them. But you'd better act fast, I think it only lasts until July 18 or something like that
Oh my god, I want a Wii U so bad! D: