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It's all in the title.

I call it the Nintendo Wiiki because of the Nintendo Wii. Do you get it?

Like its so inconsistent. I think of the color white when i think about the wii. Not red, piss yellow and black. Like i understand that nsmbwii has a red case since it's supposed to represent mario. But for mario and sonic 2012, they used piss yellow. Maybe its piss yellow because the game sucks ass and the announcer treats you like piss in that game. Japan felt the need to have adult oriented games colored black. Like they were like "This game is edgy as fuck so get ready for darkness" it just makes the wii case look like a ps2/gamecube case

It is a link's awakening fishing pin and it is adorable

Fuck you!

Why are you playing as Morton, you fucking noob?!

Fuck yeah, I won!

Stop rubbing it in you piece of shit!

Stop picking dogshit courses!

Get a life, you cheating asshole!

Fuck this fucking stupid game!

I wasted $60 on this garbage game!

Fuck all of you!

That race was fucking rigged!

You only won because you were hacking!

Thanks for being an asshole to me for no reason!

Stop fucking throwing shells at me you dick!

There goes all my fucking VR!

You're all cunts!

Welcome to hell!

Fuck this shit, im out

If i lose again im rage quitting

Good riddance!

Finally that guy was kicked!

Goodbye, forever!

Im not playing this stupid game ever again!

Im leaving this shit lobby!

Ps. If you like the game, do not let this review hinder your enjoyment of the game.

1. HUUUUUGE open-world!!! . . . . With absolutely nothing remotely exciting to do in it. You got: Shrines, and Koroks, shrines are just the same thing copy and pasted 100 times with boring and easy puzzles, with Koroks you get to do arbitrary, meaningless puzzles such as: throw a rock, place a stone, jump in the water, and so on, and if you get all of the 900 Korok seeds, SURPRISE!!! You get a large turd, CONGRATS!!!

2. Dull, unoriginal, one-dimensional, unlikable characters such as Falco (Revali), Stronk dumb guy (Daruk), Stronk "cool" girl (Urbosa), and Boring (Mipha). Not a single character that I cared about or liked the design of except for the horse god

3. Combat: there are four different weapons in this game with like 1000 reskins with various stats, you got: light weapons, heavy weapons, boomerangs, and bows, and that's it. The combat in this game is boring to look at, remarkably floaty, tedious, and all you do is slap the enemy until it dies, except sometimes the enemy takes a million years to die. The combat is a chore.

4. The Divine Beasts: The Divine Beasts are tedious, forgettable, extremely easy, and the payoff for beating them is to fight the worst bosses in Zelda history.

5. The bosses: The bosses are the laziest pieces of trash bosses I have ever seen in any Zelda game. You get to fight Ganon 5 times and the Yiga clan leader (which is the only good mandatory boss in the game.) You can fight optional bosses like the stone talus, the hinox, or the one in the desert (I forget its name) which, are fun. The first time you fight all of them, but after that first time, they're just monotonous. All of the mandatory bosses (The Ganons and Yiga clan leader) are the same fight: dodge and then hit (except for the Yiga clan leader), and that's the whole fight. These bosses are pathetic when you compare them to Twilight Princess's bosses which, are all unique, fun, and engaging fights.

6. Weapon durability: It's annoying, but I never had much of a problem with it, probably because I was regularly getting good weapons, not at the beginning, though (the start of the game was miserable with the weapon sitch), but other than that, I didn't have much of an issue with it.

7. Traversal: If you like traversing a bajillion mountains every two seconds, then this is the game for you. The traversal is nothing special. It's slow, but due to all 120 shrines that you can fast travel to, it never really bothered me how slow you travel in this game (but also climbing is the worst thing to try and do in this game).

8. Minor nitpicks: getting knocked down on a 2-degree slope and sliding all the way down as if friction no longer exists, shield surfing is only ever useful on sand and snow because otherwise, it will eat your shield extremely fast, the number of glitches there are, and how easy most of them are to do, and that's all my nitpicks.

What do you think? What do you disagree with, and why?

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