Klubba/quotes

First Meeting

 * "Now' ear this, landlubbers! Me name is Klubba an' to cross me bridge is gonna cost yer many pieces o' eight!"
 * "An' if yers don't pay up, I'll run yer through like the scurvy dogs ye are, A-harrr! It costs 15 Kremkoins to cross over, mateys."

Entering his kiosk

 * "Stop right there ye scummy swabs! Step on me toll bridge an' I'll throw ye overboard!"
 * "Avast there! Touch me horde o' gold 'ere' an' I'll slice ye in two!"
 * "Splice me maonbrace, it's the monkeys I hope yers got enough booty this time, or ye'll walk the plank!"
 * "It's twenty lashes wi' the cat o' nine tails for ye if I don't get me booty this time, y filthy apes!"
 * "A-harrrr! 'Tis the flea ridden gorillas again! Pay the toll, or ye'll suffer a plenty, I promisse ye!"
 * "Let's see yer dubloons, ye mangy apes!"
 * "Shiver me timbers! Where's me loot? Cos if I don't get none, ye don't cross over, mateys!"
 * "Scurvy chimps ahoy! C'mom ye yellowbellies. Try an' cross Klubba's bridge without payin. I dare ye!"

No Coins or expel

 * "Get lost and fetch me lots more treasure, y' scurvy dogs!"
 * "I'll wrap me club around yer moth eaten heads if yer don't pay every last one!"
 * "Har! Har! Har! Y'must be jokin if I'm gonna let ye across fer that lousy loot!"
 * "That's not enough, y' banana-scoffing, scummy landlubbers!"
 * "Try that again an' it's Davy Jones's locker f' ye! A-harrh!"
 * "What's wrong with ye? Our bonus rooms must be too hard for y' flea bitten chimps t' find."
 * "Ye'll taste me club if yo don't get some more!"
 * "Ye'll 'ave t' find me more n' that to pass!"

After paying

 * "Feel free t' use me barrel when ye like, mateys!"
 * "Thanks for the booty. Yer me best mateys now!"
 * "'Tis me ape mates! The barrel is all yours!"
 * "Step this way, friends! I've polished the bridge just for ye!"
 * "Ahoy there me monkey mateys! Fare ye well on this fine day!"
 * "If yers get into any trouble, Klubba 'ere will 'elp ye out!"
 * "Over here, Kongs! The Kremling 'Lost World' awaits ye!"
 * "Kap'n K. Rool treats us rotten. I hope yer scupper his plans!"

Leaving the kiosk

 * "Come back and face me, yellow bellied dogs!"
 * "Don't come back, y' scurvy dogs!"
 * "I'll be waiting right 'ere, y' flea bitten monkeys!"
 * "I hope I never see you again!"
 * "Come back when you want a beating. Har! Har!"
 * "You'll never beat us Kremlings this time!" (GBA version)