Ashley's Song

This is the song in the game Wario Ware: Touched! that you can hear in the Ashley Mini games. -

The Song
Who's that girl next door living in the haunted mansion?

You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am

Ashley!

She calls the darkest spells and brews the meanest potions.

You may be the ingredient I need.

Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor.

You should be afraid of the great

Ashley!

She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair.

Who has time for girly things like that?

Eye of newt

I cast a hex on you.

Grandma's wig

This will make you big.

Kitten spit

Soon, your pants won't fit.

Pantalones giganticus!

Oh no, not again...

She can rule the world and still finish all her homework.

Everyone knows that I'm the greatest:

Ashley!

You'd better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you.

I turned my teacher into a spoon.

I'll equip to my spell book, and yes, it's true.

I don't have as many friends as you.

But I think you're nice, and maybe we could by friends.

And if you say no, you're toast.

Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?

You'd better learn my name 'cause I am

Ashley!

Just remember this when you see her on the street:

I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet.