Board Thread:Forum Games/@comment-3448772-20130730062243/@comment-14355010-20140218204743

A hero walks into a forest and he shoots an arrow from his quiver of light at the beautiful girl because she was being overly flirtatious and tried to steal his wedding ring because it was her preciousssssssssssssss. She dodged the arrow, and kissed him because she was his ex-girlfriend from another reality who shot his cousin who was evil and a werewolf.

He resented her because she was his rival, but she loved him since they were toddlers when he loved her too because she was the most skilled telekinetic toddler at their pre-school. They were gifted at their unique powers, telekinetics and flamethrowing. They became rivals when they realized that they were the children of the infamous rival bounty hunters Boba Fett and Aurra Sing.

This made them so powerful that the time-space continuum shattered. With this shatter, a new enemy called Dark Matter attacked the two powerful toddlers who then battled it and they used their combined power to create a powerful attack that tore the dark monster apart.

From this day on they traveled together solving the riddle of time, and they found that time was in a state of complete and utter devastation, as they had caused the Door of Time to fall completely into the void. They had later found a legendary turnip which when thrown into the proverbial mouth of space and dimensionality would cause a catastrophic explosion which would tear away at the very fabric of their lives until there was very little memory of what originally occurred between them.

This was both good and bad in the way that they forgot the horrors of their past and were no longer burdened with the fact that they had broken up their engagement to be married, so they decided to go to the old troll's house to get a potion that would make them become like gods in the alternate dimension of the all devouring sharks. But they didn't realize that they forgot their stuff at the lake of despair. So they tossed a teleportation potion into a nearby trash can and said, "We don't really need that."

"But I thought we needed that to get our destination?" she thought. But despite her question, he puked...