Von Kaiser/quotes

List of quotes made by Von Kaiser.

Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!

 * "Surrender! Or I will conquer you!"
 * "I will teach you a lesson. You will fall down!"
 * "I was a boxing teacher... at the military academy!"
 * "Your punch is soft... just like your heart!"

Punch-Out!! (Wii)
In this game, Von Kaiser speaks in German.

Minor Circuit Match

 * "Ich bin eine Kampfmaschine! Mein Name: Von Kaiser!" ("I'm a battle-machine! My name: Von Kaiser!"; "Kampf" can mean either battle, fight, or combat.)
 * "Cuckoo! Cuckoo!  Deine Stunde hat geschlagen!" ("Cuckoo!  Cuckoo!  Your time has come!")
 * "Achtung!" ("Attention!")
 * "Ich geh' nach links... ich geh nach rechts..." *self satisfied laughter* ("I go left... i go right...")
 * "Weitermachen!!" ("Continue", or rather "Keep fighting")
 * "Wo bist du denn? ... Mamiii!" ("Where are you? ... mommyyy!")
 * "HILFEEE!!!" ("HEEELP!!!")