Board Thread:Forum Games/@comment-3448772-20130730062243/@comment-5752729-20140423133021

Or maybe I do...

Rocketslime logs onto the Nintendo Wiki and he realizes that he forgot to make sure his omelet was fully cooked. So, he ran across a street to a coffee shop when a truck stopped and out came The BitMaster who then immediately grabs Rocketslimes omelet, while Bibvahoopy2 hacks NipsterXLI's computer to save the wikier: Jumpman98 from the NSA's secret plan to poison him. Jumpman98, being a cyborg, thought that he was invincible so he was careless when he fought back against the enigmatic wikiers. The omelet is the key to answering the "Riddle of the Immortal Cheese", which is the only entrance to the Gates of Semi Eternal Waffles; these waffles can revive any evil Nintendo villain whose name was Son Micro. He, Son Micro, has the power to destroy any wiki in the entire area of the Internetverse. A destroyed wiki will instantly turn into an apocalyptic nightmare of unorderly information, and could most likely become stuck to another unorderly wiki, causing a widespread infestation of the infamous unorderly red omelet who's Death Beam is the red lazer of destruction. So just as he used the One Omelet Jumpman98 beam, he couldn't stop wondering about how to stop the red omelet from destroying the world, as he was dying from randomlads, a parasitic organism fell of towers. Meanwhile, back at Rocketsime's location, NipsterXLI paced back and became part of the secret pants yolo. But then Wiseman came and kills everyone with his wise cannon. But NipsterXLI was too strong. TADADADADADANANANANA. WiseMan: 25000 HP. NipsterXLI: 10000000000 HP. WiseMan used: My cheesecake is falling of a tower! Deals 3000 damage. NipsterXLI uses: The army is blowing up the Navy! Deals 24999 damage. WiseMan: 1 HP NipsterXLI: 9999997000 HP. WiseMan activates Rage. The oranges are joining the armed forces! Deals 100000000 damage to NipsterXLI. WiseMan recovers half of that. Wiseman: 5000001 NipsterXLI: 9899997000. Nipster wins! Then TheBitMaster rises from Kongs big muscles. Then NipsterXLI helps....