Riki's Crazy Crystal Plan

Riki's Crazy Crystal Plan is a Heart-to-Heart in Xenoblade Chronicles. It is located at the Eks Watering Hole in the Makna Forest. This Heart-to-Heart can be seen only when Reyn and Riki are at purple affinity or above and if they are both in the active party.

Introduction
Riki: Reyn look! Reyn look! Big ether crystal!

Reyn: Whoa! That IS big!

Riki: Riki want crystal. Take home to village!

+8
Reyn: [What you gonna do with it?]

Riki: Riki sell it in village and pay off big debt to villagers.

Reyn: Oh yeah, forgot about your debt. You’ll probably make a fortune.

Riki: Riki will be rich, rich, RICH!

Reyn: Except... you can’t sell it like that. It’s not worth anything raw.

Riki: Why not?

Reyn: [You’ve gotta refine it!] The thing about crystals is, you’ve gotta put them in an Ether furnace. Turn them into Gems. That’s how you make yourself some money.

Riki: But village not have ether furryness. Only regular Nopon furryness.

Reyn: Oh yeah, that’s right. No furnace.

Riki: If village get ether furryness, good things happen to village?

Reyn: Good things’ll happen all right! The whole place’ll be rich. You can make a new Pollen Works and all the villagers’ll be happy.

Riki: A new pollen factory?! Riki want to eat pollen cakes! Pollen cakes for littlepon and Oka!

Reyn: ''Now that I think... Ain’t ether furnaces really expensive? Better not tell him, just in case.''

+4; -4
Reyn: [What you gonna do with it?]

Riki: Riki sell it in village and pay off big debt to villagers.

Reyn: Oh yeah, forgot about your debt. You’ll probably make a fortune.

Riki: Riki will be rich, rich, RICH!

Reyn: Except... you can’t sell it like that. It’s not worth anything raw.

Riki: Why not?

Reyn: [You really are clueless.] You’ve gotta put it in an ether furnace!

Riki: Riki’s furryness not enough?

Reyn: Not furryness, furnace! It’s where you craft gems.

Riki: Riki want ether furryness for village!

Reyn: They ain’t cheap.

Riki: How much money?

Reyn: Umm... let me think here... If you take that crystal and make enough gems, you could buy one.

Riki: ...

Reyn: Don’t get yourself down, Riki! If you get the other villagers to chip in, you’ll buy one in no time. I might even help you out!

-4; +4
Reyn: [How d’ya plan on doing that?]

Riki: Reyn big and strong! Reyn use thick head to move it!

Reyn: Oi! Enough of this 'thick head' business!

Riki: Hurry up, Reyn! Riki want it now!

Reyn: I told you, no! It’s impossible.

Riki: Boooooring! Riki take crystal! Have good plan!

'Reyn: [Go on then... What’s the plan?]'

Riki: Riki glad Reyn ask! Riki sell ether crystal and pay back money owe to villagers!

Reyn: You must’ve built up a fair bit of debt to need this thing.

Riki: Riki not proud of self... Riki check amount yesterday. Same as 20,000 fish eggs.

Reyn: You’ve lost me. How much?

Riki: Lots! So Riki take crystal! Sell whole crystal and become rich, rich, RICH!

Reyn: ... Good luck, man.

-8
Reyn: [How d’ya plan on doing that?]

Riki: Reyn big and strong! Reyn use thick head to move it!

Reyn: Oi! Enough of this 'thick head' business!

Riki: Hurry up, Reyn! Riki want it now!

Reyn: I told you, no! It’s impossible.

Riki: Boooooring! Riki take crystal! Have good plan!

Reyn: [I bet it's a stupid plan.]

Riki: Riki show mean Reyn! Riki sell crystal for lots of money. Then Riki pay off debt!

Reyn: Knew it. Money’s all you ever think about. Well you can count me out!

Riki: Please, Reyn! Please please! Riki needs crystal! Now!

Reyn: Try asking Dunban instead. He’ll pull this thing free for ya. He’s good at that stuff.

Riki: Really? Dundun help? He not look strong like big, dumb Reyn.

Reyn: Just ask him already! You’re givin' me a headache!

Riki: OK! Riki ask Dundun. Thank you, Reyn!

Reyn: I really, REALLY hope Dunban doesn’t kill me for this.