Wrinkly Kong/quotes

This page lists quotes said by Wrinkly Kong throughout the entire Donkey Kong series.

Story intro

 * "I thought we'd seen the last of that old rascal."

First meeting

 * "Hello, dearies. I'm Mrs. Wrinkly Kong, Headmistress here at Kong Kollege."
 * "I'm available to teach courses on now to play this game, or you can just pop in when you want to save your little old game. Now then, how can I help you?"

'''Entering her college

 * "Well! Just look at those sums those Kremlings have done. Disgraceful!"
 * "Come on in and sit down, children. I'm sure all that running around has made you tired."
 * "When you see Kaptain K. Rool, can you ask him if he has done his homework?"
 * "Have you been to see my husband Cranky? He complains a little, but he does know everything about this island."

Leaving the college

 * "Don't be a stranger now."
 * "Try to make it to my next class."
 * "Come back if you've got any problems now."
 * "Goodbye, dearies."

First meeting

 * "Don't be afraid, young ones. It's only me, Wrinkly Kong."
 * "My body may have passed away since DKC3, but I'm here in spirit to help you defeat those naughty crocodiles."
 * "I can use my supernatural powers to reveal to you and your friends where that rouge K. Rool has hidden some of your precious Golden Bananas."
 * "You can come and see me wherever you see my face."
 * "Don't be shy now, dearies."

Jungle Japes

 * "Get DK's coconut shooter from Funky's Store and use it to hit the coconut switches." (Yellow door)
 * "Shoot the switch over the giant mine cart to make the path complete in Diddy's mine area." (Red door)
 * "Use Diddy to open the gate to Lanky's cave. Once inside, slam the stumps and shoot the Zingers!" (Blue door)
 * "Go and see Cranky, or Tiny will find herself unable to fit intro the tree stump." (Purple door)
 * "X marks the spot for Chunky and gives him a chance to use his weight." (Green door)

Angry Aztec

 * "Free the Llama by completing Donkey's blast barrel course." (Yellow door)
 * "Bash the gongs with Diddy's chimpy charge to reveal hidden suprises." (Red door)
 * "Match the sounds with Lanky in the back of the Llama's Temple." (Blue door)
 * "Small is best for Tiny when she plays her tune near the four gongs." (Purple door)
 * "Match the symbols and put the jugs on the podiums with Chunky near the start." (Green door)

Frantic Factory

 * "Donkey must climb up to the top floor if you want to bring the factory to life." (Yellow door)
 * "Cranky's Simian Spring will Diddy to leap to the top of the ABC blocks." (Red door)
 * "Lanky's Orangstand will get Chunky standing back on solid ground." (Blue door)
 * "Cranky can help Tiny beat the giant springy box." (Purple door)
 * "Test the strength of K. Rool gates with Chunky's Primate Punch." (Green door)

Gloomy Galleon

 * "After releasing the seal, you'll find him waiting for DK over by Candy." (Yellow door)
 * "When the ship comes in, climb aboard with Diddy and fire the cannon!" (Red door)
 * "Jump through the star with Enguarde and the treasure trove opens!" (Blue door)
 * "Dive down to the submarine near Funky and see if Tiny can find a way inside." (Purple door)
 * "Chunky doesn't need a key to open the chest bellow Cranky's Lab." (Green door)

Fungi Forest

 * "21132 is a number that DK might find useful." (Yellow door)
 * "Take an aerial trip to the top of the giant mushroom with Diddy." (Red door)
 * "The banana colors will give Lanky a clue in one of his rooms at the top of the giant mushroom." (Blue door)
 * "Tiny will need Chunky's help to enter the barn after dark." (Purple door)
 * "Don't throw a coin in the well - throw Chunky in instead!" (Green door)

Crystal Caves

 * "Match the pictures with DK in his cabin near Candy." (Yellow door)
 * "If Diddy can fly through the star, the ways in will be revealed." (Red door)
 * "Float to the top of ice castle for a rematch with the sliding beetle." (Blue door)
 * "Tiny will need the Monkeyport before she can get the banana under the igloo." (Purple door)
 * "Chunky will have a smashing time with the ice walls." (Green door)

Creepy Castle

 * "Pull the levers bottom left, top right, and top left in reverse order to open the way for DK." (Yellow door)
 * "Exorcise the ballroom, then light the candles with Diddy." (Red door)
 * "Lanky will need Funky's last upgrade before he enters the top tower." (Blue door)
 * "Get Tiny inside the ballroom then Monkeyport into the museum." (Purple door)
 * "If all else fails, get Chunky to punch it." (Green door)